" It hurts when you go to unfriend someone, and you find they’ve beaten you to it! "
" A big shout-out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money! "
" Keep calm and know Google can help you find a way to fix almost every problem. If not it will tell you who can fix it. "
" I think it’s cool how the word “OK” is a sideways person! "
" Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if that doesn’t work out for you, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life. "
" T.G.I.A. (Thank goodness I’m awesome!) "
" Sometimes I prefer to use my face as emoticons. "
" Hi, I’m James. Let’s bond. "