" Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others. "
" I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind. "
" Your intelligence is my common sense. "
" Got a problem with me? Solve it. ThinI’m’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around. "
" My ex-girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her. "
" If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”. "
" Facebook should have a “no one cares” button. "
" That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it. "