New Year's

" I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back. "
- Tucker Carlson
" Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties. "
- Barbara Walters
" I had a New Year's kiss once. But it was like, 'Let's start the year off together,' and then we wound up breaking up the night after! "
- Joe Jonas
" Good parties create a temporary youthfulness. "
- Mason Cooley
" I've had some lovely extraordinary experiences on New Year's Eve. "
- Debbie Harry
" I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor. "
- Carl Sandburg
" To be an ideal guest, stay at home. "
- E. W. Howe
" All of us every single year, we're a different person. I don't think we're the same person all our lives. "
- Steven Spielberg
" Ring out the false, ring in the true. "
- Alfred Lord Tennyson
" And suns grow meek, and the meek suns grow brief, and the year smiles as it draws near its death. "
- William Cullen Bryant
" Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will. "
- Jonathan Edwards
" If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. "
- P. J. O'Rourke
" I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the years'. "
- Henry Moore
" My New Year's Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds. "
- Nia Vardalos
" Let our New Year's resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word. "
- Goran Persson
" Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love. "
- Wally Lamb
" I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver. "
- Kim Kardashian
" Character is the ability to carry out a good resolution long after the excitement of the moment has passed. "
- Cavett Robert
" If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone. "
- Robert Fulghum
" I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right? "
- Catherine O'Hara
" Dick Clark will be truly missed. We will carry on his legacy every New Year's Eve. "
- Fergie
" Going to a party, for me, is as much a learning experience as, you know, sitting in a lecture. "
- Natalie Portman
" Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody. "
- Samuel Pepys
" Dinner was made for eating, not for talking. "
- William Makepeace Thackeray
" New Year's Day is every man's birthday. "
- Charles Lamb
" If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am. "
- Cyril Cusack
" To have the kind of year you want to have, something has to happen that you can't explain why it happened. Something has to happen that you can't coach. "
- Bobby Bowden
" I like to go to parties where I know everyone. How are you going to have fun with people you don't know? "
- Mary-Kate Olsen
" Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. "
- Walter Scott
" My parents used to throw great New Year's Eve parties. They invited such an eclectic mix of showbiz people. All those cool people were always hanging out at our apartment. "
- Ben Stiller